Trees

Trees live in an alternate time and space which is why we have never 
	before noticed what they've been up to,

But now it has all been disclosed by virtue of careful and extensive
	time lapse photography which serves as a Lorenz
	Transformation translating their time and space into terms
	comprehensible to us,

And thus they were seen gathering at highways rudely jostling and
	crowding each other out like people at a parade where the 
	immovable adults are overcome by children slipping through
	their legs to gain the better view.

Pressed shoulder to shoulder with little trees interspersed they
	lean toward highways bright with Higher Beings errorlessly
	careening quick as light toward the Great Mystery.

But the rules of parades are here reversed.

Here the pedestrians in only minutes of their time first dress in
 	green then in multicolored garments then shamelessly throw
	off all their clothes to wave their nakedness at all those
	passing by,

For it has been ascertained by multi-modal factorial analysis that they 
	want nothing more than to be noticed.